Avengers: Infinity War
In 2018 I wasn't in the mood to see Avengers: Infinity War in the theater. I'd seen and disliked its predecessor, Avengers: Age of Ultron (2015), a 141 minute long CGI crapfest inspiring in me, by the climax, a mounting need to stand by a urinal. Infinity War , at 149 minutes, seemed to me to be more of the same, though, like an asshole, I judged it without seeing it. In reality, I'd burned out on comic book-based movies by 2018. I've seen a few in the theater since then, but the CGI-heavy blueprint of this genre bores me except when fundamentals of storytelling, good dialogue, direction, and acting, all work together, or, as in this third Avengers film, work together enough to produce a satisfying viewing experience. There's a real son of a bitch with light purple skin, Thanos (Josh Brolin), who seeks to insert six Infinity Stones into a gauntlet worn on his gauche, or left (sinister), hand. The St...