Screen Screed: Thoughts on Movies From a Lifelong Eater of Cinema

      The Return of Swamp Thing crossed my eyesight.  Seems more like the swamp scenes were shot in a studio, though the end credits mention Savannah, Georgia, as the filming location.  Heather Locklear as Swamp Thing's love interest.  He resurrects her after her step-father has drained out her life force, sucking it into himself, before he gets pinned underneath a piece of lab infrastructure.  The whole place goes up, but Swamp Thing and Heather get out, he brings her back to life, they kiss, a little flowering plant comes out of her foot.      Doctor Arcane (Louis Jourdan) makes hybrids out of human beings and animals.  A man with a baby elephant head sticking sideways out of his head is an example.  A cockroach man, ordered to be exterminated by Arcane.        Heather Locklear, plant-loving step-daughter of Louis Jourdan, has the genetic blood thingey the bad doctor seeks to rejuvenate himself, as he wis...

      Fred Flintstone and Barney Rubble's testicles are made of stone.  Barney's drum sticks are human humeri.  He's in a band called Rubble's Five.  Components of the band:      Fred Flintsone: Bass      Wilma Flintstone: Lead Vocal, concertina, electric violin      Barney Rubble: Skins, backing vocals yelling things like "Yippee-ki-yi-yay!" and "Hullaballoo!" writes all lyrics.      Betty Rubble: 6 and 12 string guitars, cowbell, background exclamations like "Yahoo!" "Give it to me straight," and "Blow it out yr ass!" and "Drop dead, muthafucka!""      Bam Bam Rubble: Bugle, drum kit, congas, bongos, spoons, marimba, xylophone, glockenspiel, wood blocks, tambourine, harmonica, trumpet, sitar, sound effects, Moog Synthesizer, clarinet, oboe, English horn, tuba, bass trombone, tenor sax, soprano sax, French horn, piano, organ, cello, viola.      Pebbles Flintstone: Rap...